a lot of these come directly from a letter GROUP publishing and the Simply Youth Ministers Conference 2012 put out, then a few are tweaked and several more added. Enjoy. Youth ministry is not a job. It's not a 9-5. It's not a paycheck. It's a life. And it's not about you, or me for that matter, it's for "the glory of His name's sake" and for every kid we get the priviledge of coming in contact with.
"So your job is to play with teenagers one day a week?"
Prep lesson, write message, fix church van, lead kid to Christ.
"are you ever going to BE a Real preacher someday?"
Scrape jell-o off celing, lead Bible study, recruit and train volunteers... again.
"You're not a parent of teenagers yet, so you STILL can't really understand kids"
Organize mission trip, brainstorm new game, take students to lunch.
"I forgot to bring my permission slip, my money, AND my Bible"
Plan fundraiser, write newsletter, write blog, write email, crush the stinky kid in dodgeball
"We KNOW it's your one day off, but the senior preacher needs to see you"
read text from kid who finally gets it. pray with parents at their child's funeral.
"You'll need to use your vacation time to go to THAT camp"
host family intervention, conduct divorce counseling, survive overnighter and attend 8am staff meeting.
"Because of you I AM studying youth ministry - and it looks so fun and easy"
turn in budget reports, listen to the voices of students in worship
"You made a difference in my life and showed me GOD is real"
talk with angry parent, reupholster church pew, visit student in the hospital
"Can you pick me up? I think my mom is too drunk to drive me home"
pain youth room, plan retreat, endure middle school band concert
"Why does it smell like something died in the church van?"
find lost student during scavenger hunt, be the entire church's full time IT person
"Sunday counts as a work day for you?!"
Wife is hurt because you're never home, secretary is mad because you aren't in the office as much as them, parents are mad because you didn't have a lock-in
"Must be nice to not have a Real job"
40 hours a week in the office, while all of the people you're supposed to minister to are in school, so then another 40 hours out of the office at meetings, dinners, bonfires, interventions, concerts, sporting events
"you really think you need to leave 20 minutes early just because you have a 3 hour youth event tonight after hours...."
Cry at graduation.
"You know, if you ever decide to get back out there in the real world again, I hear Food City is hiring"